if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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