I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
