I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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