So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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