My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it's like iHOP with fire
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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