If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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