Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
