when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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