Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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