I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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