Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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