sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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