Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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