Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
it glows. i had to have it.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
