Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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