What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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