eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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