last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Randomize
