okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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