My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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