She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You just made me feel so damn special
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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