I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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