as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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