i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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