ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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