You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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