Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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