check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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