Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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