You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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