just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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