awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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