I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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