Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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