She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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