I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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