just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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