Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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