oh god the rape fog is back!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I have already put on my inside pants.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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