Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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