well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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