i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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