Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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