do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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