only if we run a train.
done.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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