I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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