party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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