i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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