Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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