Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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