Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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